Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

walls-hum:

The Real Her - Drake

(via anumkay)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

This messed with me

(Source: your-scallywag, via fake-mermaid)

citra-lila:

177/365

Remember the time you drove all night

just to meet me in the morning?

(via violent-wavess)

Freak-A-Leek - Petey Pablo

Summer tunes

(Source: sexymuzik, via shadesandgoldbullets)